After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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