A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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