used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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