Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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