After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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