I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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