Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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