Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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