used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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