i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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