i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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