my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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