i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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