i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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