have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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