I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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