I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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