I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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