You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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