If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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