It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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