did you get engaged???
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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