Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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