My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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