You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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