6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You can't just leave with hair like that
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
