How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My vagina just recognized that song.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
