wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
