I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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