did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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