I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We're facebook friends in real life
She's JV to your varsity
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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