Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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