Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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