I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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