and i looked up. we had an audience...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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