Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
