so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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