I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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