I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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