Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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