i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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