am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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