I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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