Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
