I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Apparently you make a good broom.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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