i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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