If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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