yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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