I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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