That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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