My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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