Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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