I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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