I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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