Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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