people are starting to question the shark bite story
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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