Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize