yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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